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Breaking News: Great White Dobbie sightings along West Coast.

Great White Doberman Sighting Warning:

To inform the public: From Washington to California state there have been several recent Great White Doberman sightings; we are providing this post notifying the public to be aware and use caution (or treats) if approached by one. Of course, the Great White Doberman should do a command or perform a trick before receiving the snack. Finally, depending upon the yumminess of the snack it is advised to use the command “gentle,” before presentation of treats.

Sighting Details

The sighting of a Great White Dobbie is a rare event, the species was known to be in very low numbers or even thought extinct. The species is typically very suspicious of humans and avoids them in most native settings. Depending upon their age, they can also be hyper or very active, needing special attention from their parents and overseers. However, some recent sightings have been documented through video and photographs by first party witnesses, providing new insight into this rare creature. Individual witness accounts note both an excitement and joy as the species interacts with their surroundings and environment. Sometimes the Dobbie does a trick and at other times just taking in the furlicious smells.

Witnesses claim they were extremely shocked by the sighting, most keeping their distance just observing and filming or taking pictures. One witness claimed to have come face to face with a great white dobbie as she rounded a corner, “it only lasted a few moments, but it was both breath taking and anxiety increasing to witness. To see such a rare species sniffing around and just being a part of the moment was delightfully furfect.” She also recalled how enjoyable it was to watch the dobbie swim away, “his little tail wagging from side to side, it was just adorable.”

Skeptics

There are several local surfer cat activist groups claiming this is the last straw and requesting through a petition, “that canines be restricted from beaches and certain neighborhoods.” One such group, the Fluffy Tail-Whips, are showing support has began another petition, propetsition: Meow Meow 64, to add to this year’s election ballot. The group is currently seeking 100,000 paw prints to bring their initiative forward for review and addition to the next ballot and for the upcoming election cycle. The group has claiming to have received more than two thirds of the required signatures in support of their initiative through a recent press release.

A few dog activist groups are barking up, claiming this is just “another attempt by surfer cats to finally get a complete banned of canines from the beaches and off certain streets.” Spokesperson Jimmy Adrool of the Bow Wow Boys said in regards to the petition during a recent telephone conversation.

Washington State

Puget Sound

Great White Dobbie Washington State

At various locations around the sound, sightings of the Great White Doberman are popping up. Several sightings near California Avenue and around the Alki Beach area.


California

Los Angeles

Great White Dobbie LA River

Sightings around NoHo neighborhoods and around the Los Angeles River.

Morro Beach

Taking a stroll through the sandy beach and feeling the warm breeze as the waves roll over my toes.


Additional videos that capture the natural behavior of the Great White Dobbie.

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