Vote Max 2024

My Pledge To You, America:

Were I to be successful with your vote, my promise to you is as follows:

• Beef Liver for All – all American households will receive a year supply of beef liver. I want to honor your dedication and sacrifice in helping America fulfill her dreams.
• Ending Prejudicial Poop Signs and Postings – cats, bunnies, and squirrels also all have natural bodily functions. On day one, I will sign an executive order to end the posting of restrictive dog only poop signs. Going forward all signs must indicate and provide with specificity to which animals are not allowed to poop on your lawn.
• Providing Additional Access – another first action I will take once in office, will be to end to limited access to restaurants and stores for pets. For far too long we have placed too many restrictions on certain family members. All pets, all welcome.
• National Shelter Overhaul – our animal shelters have been neglected and have substandard living conditions. I will provide funding to overhaul all shelters nation-wide. Shelters will be transformed into a luxurious, all-inclusive resorts, fully staffed with medical personnel, walkers and masseuses. Each room will be increased in size to comfortably accommodate all of the guests. All resorts will have spacious play areas, with a minimum and appropriate amount of play-time for each resident.
• Owner Certification – all animal owners will be required to become certified via testing in specific areas relevant to their adopted species/breeds. The certification process will require courses on proper petting, adequate exercise engagement, appropriate feeding, and provision of emotional support. Owners will be required to achieve one of the three Certifications levels, “Owner”, “Under Dog”, and “Top Dog”.